The Bare Minimum University

your house is waiting for you.
About
What is TBMU?
The who, what and why of this very unusual institution.
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Manifesto
The Manifesto
Why this exists and who it's really for.
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Report Card
House Report Card
Semester 1 standings. See how your house is doing.
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FAQ
FAQ
Questions everyone has but nobody asks out loud.
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Rules
Rules & Regulations
There is only one real rule. This is it.
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Instagram
Find us on Instagram
Everything happens here. Follow to keep up.
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Classified
Classified Records
Sealed until further notice. Check back next semester.
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The Sorting Ceremony
One question. Four houses.
The Pep Talk Office
Pick your motivation. Get your words.

A little about a lot. 🪲